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In this third edition, Jake gives us advice as spring is in full bloom!
Tip #1 - Treats vs a Paycheck
Even among us dogs we know a treat is just that, a treat
. It's a freebee. Conversely
a paycheck
is earned. Therefore, when you ask me to do something, I expect payment
in kind by way of either food or play. I have earned something so it is not a treat.
On the other hand, if you would like to treat me, I would not be adverse to that
either. But please, do not get the two confused.
Tip #2 - Humping
Dogs need to know who is running the show. Humans do this by way of elections. Dogs do this by mounting one another. When you see one dog humping another, it is not an act of debauchery. It is a way of figuring out who is in charge.
Tip #3 - Furniture Privileges
I learned early in life the difference between a right and a privilege. Unfortunately,
I was not the type of dog who could have furniture privileges. Why not you ask?
Because it went straight to my head and I became a Little Napoleon
.
In my mind, I reasoned that if I was physically as elevated as the two legged
people in the house, I must be on equal ground as far as being able to make decisions
for myself and those around me. This was a disaster. It caused me to overestimate
my abilities resulting in dog fights, disrespectful behaviour to my people and a
plethora of other problems. Amazingly enough, once my furniture privileges were
taken away, my Little Napoleon
mindset disappeared and I became Jake
.
I was happier, I had less responsibility and I could relax and let my people take
the lead.
Tip #4 - Chasing Bikes, Skateboards and Rollerblades
I chase these moving objects because it is hard wired into me as a survival instinct
and we call it prey drive. Things that move fast = chase. This does not mean I have
to do this, it just explains why I do it. I was convinced to change my ways when
confronted with fast moving objects like bikes, skateboards, skiers and roller bladders
by counter conditioning. Barbara taught me that it was rewarding not to lose my
mind in the presence of these objects by interrupting my usual bark, lunge,
chase
routine with a nice juicy, aromatic reward, usually garlic sausage.
Much to my surprise and delight, I learned that the appearance of one of these moving
objects
always equalled some nice, juicy, aromatic pieces of garlic sausage.
So instead of barking, lunging and chasing
, I turned to Barbara and
she fed me something that I wanted and enjoyed.
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